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swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both


anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.


dutchster:

when people start clapping at the end of a movie

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lustire:

when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate

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cybergata:

Keyboard cat is ready to rock.

cybergata:

Keyboard cat is ready to rock.


eclecticpandas:

if I were a country, I’d be called procrastination


Life becomes a lot more pleasant when you realize that every single person you come across, just wants to be in love.

RachelWolchin (via kushandwizdom)

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario


dierwolf:

2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead


meatbicyclevevo:

-touches elbow-
-8th grader voice- “haha I touched ur weenus”


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